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Bob Hope [1903-2003] American

Rank: 101
Comedian

Bob Hope, KBE, KC*SG, KSS was an American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author. With a career spanning nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in over 70 feature films and short films, including a series of "Road" movies.

Funny, Age, Humor, Love, Money, Birthday, Christmas, Good, Happiness, Patriotism, Pet, Sports, Time, Work

Quote	Tags	Rank
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.	Birthday	101
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.	Age, Time	102
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.	Funny, Love, Money	103
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.	Sports, Work	104
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.	Good	105
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.	Funny	106
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.		107
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.	Humor	108
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.		109
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.	Money	110
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?	Humor	111
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.	Love	112
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.	Funny	113
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.		114
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.	Christmas	115
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.	Happiness	116
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.		117
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.		118
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!		119
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.	Patriotism	120
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.		121
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.	Age	122
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.	Pet	123
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.		124
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.		125
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.		126
I have too much money invested in sweaters.		201
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.		202
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.		203
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.		204

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