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Name	Years	Country	Profession	Quotes	Rank
W. C. Fields	1880-1946	American	Comedian	64	4
Groucho Marx	1895-1977	American	Comedian	70	4
Rodney Dangerfield	1921-2004	American	Comedian	56	4
George Carlin	1937-2008	American	Comedian	53	4
Robin Williams	1952-2014	American	Comedian	89	4
Steven Wright	1955-	American	Comedian	181	4
Ellen DeGeneres	1958-	American	Comedian	87	4
Louis C. K.	1967-	American	Comedian	105	4
Mitch Hedberg	1968-2005	American	Comedian	59	4
Phyllis Diller	1917-2012	American	Comedian	43	10
Steve Martin	1945-	American	Comedian	90	11
P. J. O'Rourke	1947-	American	Comedian	481	11
Jerry Seinfeld	1954-	American	Comedian	88	11
Demetri Martin	1973-	American	Comedian	88	11
Joe E. Lewis		American	Comedian	25	101
Josh Billings	1818-1885	American	Comedian	80	101
Harpo Marx	1888-1964	American	Comedian	6	101
Robert Benchley	1889-1945	American	Comedian	37	101
Fanny Brice	1891-1951	American	Comedian	8	101
Fred Allen	1894-1956	American	Comedian	50	101
George Burns	1896-1996	American	Comedian	38	101
Bob Hope	1903-2003	American	Comedian	30	101
Henny Youngman	1906-1998	American	Comedian	49	101
Milton Berle	1908-2002	American	Comedian	25	101
Lucille Ball	1911-1989	American	Comedian	34	101
Red Skelton	1913-1997	American	Comedian	13	101
Norman Wisdom	1915-	English	Comedian	41	101
George Gobel	1919-1991	American	Comedian	8	101
Tommy Cooper	1921-1984	British	Comedian	12	101
Johnny Carson	1925-2005	American	Comedian	23	101
Lenny Bruce	1925-1966	American	Comedian	18	101
Don Rickles	1926-	American	Comedian	105	101
Frank Carson	1926-2012	Irish	Comedian	12	101
Mel Brooks	1926-	American	Comedian	54	101
Paul Lynde	1926-1982	American	Comedian	39	101
Alan King	1927-2004	American	Comedian	55	101
Norm Crosby	1927-	American	Comedian	3	101
Pat Paulsen	1927-1997	American	Comedian	44	101
Bob Newhart	1929-	American	Comedian	117	101
Dick Gregory	1932-	American	Comedian	47	101
Flip Wilson	1933-1998	American	Comedian	17	101
Joan Rivers	1933-2014	American	Comedian	132	101
Les Dawson	1933-1993	English	Comedian	40	101
Bill Cosby	1937-	American	Comedian	169	101
Paul Mooney	1941-	American	Comedian	58	101
Billy Connolly	1942-	Scottish	Comedian	34	101
Chevy Chase	1943-	American	Comedian	42	101
Eric Idle	1943-	English	Comedian	38	101
Gilda Radner	1946-1989	American	Comedian	21	101
Billy Crystal	1947-	American	Comedian	31	101
David Letterman	1947-	American	Comedian	44	101
Lewis Black	1948-	American	Comedian	122	101
Vicki Lawrence	1949-	American	Comedian	18	101
Yakov Smirnoff	1951-	Russian	Comedian	37	101
Dan Aykroyd	1952-	Canadian	Comedian	48	101
Elayne Boosler	1952-	American	Comedian	66	101
Dennis Miller	1953-	American	Comedian	46	101
Sam Kinison	1953-1992	American	Comedian	41	101
Tim Allen	1953-	American	Comedian	33	101
Victoria Wood	1953-	British	Comedian	22	101
Gilbert Gottfried	1955-	American	Comedian	65	101
Howie Mandel	1955-		Comedian	56	101
Paul O'Grady	1955-	English	Comedian	39	101
Rita Rudner	1955-	American	Comedian	71	101
Bill Maher	1956-	American	Comedian	42	101
Emo Philips	1956-	American	Comedian	42	101
Ron White	1956-	American	Comedian	135	101
Rowan Atkinson	1956-	English	Comedian	47	101
Dawn French	1957-	British	Comedian	50	101
Jo Brand	1957-	British	Comedian	166	101
Paul Merton	1957-	British	Comedian	39	101
Stephen Fry	1957-	British	Comedian	60	101
Jeff Foxworthy	1958-	American	Comedian	56	101
Colin Quinn	1959-	American	Comedian	47	101
Paula Poundstone	1959-	American	Comedian	35	101
Victoria Jackson	1959-	American	Comedian	30	101
Bill Hicks	1961-1994	American	Comedian	32	101
Eddie Murphy	1961-	American	Comedian	57	101
George Lopez	1961-	American	Comedian	19	101
Kathy Griffin	1961-	American	Comedian	65	101
Craig Ferguson	1962-	Scottish	Comedian	64	101
Eddie Izzard	1962-	British	Comedian	32	101
Jim Carrey	1962-	Canadian	Comedian	69	101
Rosie O'Donnell	1962-	American	Comedian	35	101
Larry the Cable Guy	1963-	American	Comedian	31	101
Tommy Davidson	1963-	American	Comedian	9	101
Chris Farley	1964-1997	American	Comedian	13	101
Stephen Colbert	1964-	American	Comedian	80	101
Wanda Sykes	1964-	American	Comedian	50	101
Ben Stiller	1965-	American	Comedian	33	101
Dave Attell	1965-	American	Comedian	29	101
Greg Giraldo	1965-2010	American	Comedian	11	101
Kevin James	1965-	American	Comedian	33	101
Martin Lawrence	1965-	American	Comedian	19	101
Steve Coogan	1965-	British	Comedian	54	101
Chris Rock	1966-	American	Comedian	85	101
Fred Armisen	1966-	American	Comedian	34	101
Jim Gaffigan	1966-	American	Comedian	30	101
Joe Rogan	1967-	American	Comedian	60	101
Tim Vine	1967-	British	Comedian	32	101
Will Ferrell	1967-	American	Comedian	77	101
Bill Burr	1968-	American	Comedian	33	101
Margaret Cho	1968-	American	Comedian	99	101
Orlando Jones	1968-	American	Comedian	7	101
Pauly Shore	1968-	American	Comedian	41	101
Patrice O'Neal	1969-2011	American	Comedian	14	101
Patton Oswalt	1969-	American	Comedian	78	101
Samantha Bee	1969-	American	Comedian	27	101
Ursus Wehrli	1969-	Swiss	Comedian	6	101
Niecy Nash	1970-	American	Comedian	51	101
Russell Peters	1970-	Canadian	Comedian	37	101
Sarah Silverman	1970-	American	Comedian	67	101
Tina Fey	1970-	American	Comedian	73	101
Amy Poehler	1971-	American	Comedian	41	101
Chris Hardwick	1971-	American	Comedian	69	101
Dylan Moran	1971-	Irish	Comedian	91	101
Loni Love	1971-	American	Comedian	79	101
Dane Cook	1972-	American	Comedian	67	101
Ze Frank	1972-	American	Comedian	29	101
Dave Chappelle	1973-	American	Comedian	59	101
Jimmy Fallon	1974-	American	Comedian	75	101
Daniel Tosh	1975-	American	Comedian	16	101
Russell Brand	1975-	English	Comedian	26	101
Gabriel Iglesias	1976-	American	Comedian	30	101
John Oliver	1977-	British	Comedian	89	101
Mike Birbiglia	1978-	American	Comedian	145	101
Vir Das	1979-	Indian	Comedian	54	101
Owen Benjamin	1980-	American	Comedian	3	101
Nasim Pedrad	1981-	Iranian	Comedian	3	101
Stella Young	1982-2014	Australian	Comedian	87	101
Aziz Ansari	1983-	American	Comedian	44	101
Hannibal Buress	1983-	American	Comedian	59	101
Trevor Noah	1984-	South African	Comedian	42	101
Grace Helbig	1985-	American	Comedian	16	101
Lilly Singh	1988-	Canadian	Comedian	91	101
Bo Burnham	1990-	American	Comedian	38	101
Jay London		American	Comedian	35	102
Kurt Braunohler		American	Comedian	41	102
Lynn Lavner		American	Comedian	2	102
Arthur Guiterman	1871-1943	American	Comedian	2	102
Fatty Arbuckle	1887-1933	American	Comedian	5	102
Jack Benny	1894-1974	American	Comedian	10	102
Benny Hill	1924-1992	English	Comedian	8	102
Jerry Lewis	1926-	American	Comedian	34	102
Mort Sahl	1927-	Canadian	Comedian	13	102
Garrett Morris	1937-	American	Comedian	1	102
Tom Smothers	1937-	American	Comedian	16	102
Fred Willard	1939-	American	Comedian	8	102
David Steinberg	1942-	Canadian	Comedian	28	102
Terry Jones	1942-	British	Comedian	22	102
Michael Palin	1943-	British	Comedian	53	102
Cheech Marin	1946-	American	Comedian	58	102
Bruce Vilanch	1948-	American	Comedian	25	102
Andy Kaufman	1949-1984	American	Comedian	10	102
Garry Shandling	1949-2016	American	Comedian	64	102
John Belushi	1949-1982	American	Comedian	9	102
Jay Leno	1950-	American	Comedian	40	102
Alexei Sayle	1952-	British	Comedian	50	102
Kevin Nealon	1953-	American	Comedian	43	102
Arthur Smith	1954-	English	Comedian	57	102
Freddie Prinze	1954-1977	American	Comedian	7	102
Dana Carvey	1955-	American	Comedian	55	102
Darrell Hammond	1955-	American	Comedian	26	102
Andrew Dice Clay	1957-	American	Comedian	8	102
Bill Engvall	1957-	American	Comedian	60	102
Paul Reiser	1957-	American	Comedian	27	102
Keenen Ivory Wayans	1958-	American	Comedian	30	102
Tom Shadyac	1958-	American	Comedian	40	102
Al Yankovic	1959-	American	Comedian	59	102
Ben Elton	1959-	British	Comedian	23	102
Scott Thompson	1959-	Canadian	Comedian	38	102
Tracey Ullman	1959-	British	Comedian	52	102
Rory Bremner	1961-	British	Comedian	62	102
Jack Dee	1962-	British	Comedian	37	102
Greg Behrendt	1963-	American	Comedian	21	102
Mike Myers	1963-	Canadian	Comedian	63	102
Todd Barry	1964-	American	Comedian	49	102
Carrot Top	1967-	American	Comedian	47	102
Leslie Jones	1967-	American	Comedian	38	102
Laura Kightlinger	1969-	American	Comedian	10	102
Maria Bamford	1970-	American	Comedian	41	102
Johnny Vegas	1971-	British	Comedian	89	102
Jimmy Carr	1972-	English	Comedian	30	102
Reggie Watts	1972-	American	Comedian	40	102
Robert Webb	1972-	English	Comedian	80	102
Wayne Brady	1972-	American	Comedian	10	102
Sebastian Maniscalco	1973-	American	Comedian	16	102
Seth Meyers	1973-	American	Comedian	14	102
Chris Lilley	1974-	Australian	Comedian	59	102
Frank Caliendo	1974-	American	Comedian	9	102
Rhys Darby	1974-	New Zealander	Comedian	59	102
Chelsea Handler	1975-	American	Comedian	109	102
Danny McBride	1976-	American	Comedian	33	102
Andy Samberg	1978-	American	Comedian	15	102
Anthony Jeselnik	1978-	American	Comedian	17	102
Billy Eichner	1978-	American	Comedian	12	102
Cristela Alonzo	1979-	American	Comedian	34	102
Chris D'Elia	1980-	American	Comedian	7	102
Kapil Sharma	1981-	Indian	Comedian	14	102
Hari Kondabolu	1982-	American	Comedian	25	102
Whitney Cummings	1982-	American	Comedian	12	102
Cecily Strong	1984-	American	Comedian	21	102
Ian Hecox	1987-	American	Comedian	6	102
Gina Barreca		American	Comedian	25	103
Kate Clinton		American	Comedian	17	103
Gracie Allen	1895-1964	American	Comedian	7	103
Ernie Kovacs	1919-1962	American	Comedian	1	103
Jonathan Winters	1925-2013	American	Comedian	24	103
Eric Morecambe	1926-1984	British	Comedian	4	103
Ron Shock	1942-2012	American	Comedian	16	103
Richard Lewis	1947-	American	Comedian	17	103
Cassandra Peterson	1949-	American	Comedian	15	103
Louie Anderson	1953-	American	Comedian	29	103
Andy Kindler	1956-	American	Comedian	61	103
Carol Leifer	1956-	American	Comedian	24	103
Sinbad	1956-	American	Comedian	17	103
Arabella Weir	1957-	British	Comedian	41	103
Mario Cantone	1959-	American	Comedian	15	103
Kevin McDonald	1961-	Canadian	Comedian	18	103
Lizz Winstead	1961-	American	Comedian	7	103
Wendy Liebman	1961-	American	Comedian	9	103
Peter Baynham	1963-	Welsh	Comedian	19	103
Sanjeev Bhaskar	1963-	British	Comedian	40	103
Janeane Garofalo	1964-	American	Comedian	61	103
Jill Soloway	1965-	American	Comedian	93	103
Rachel Dratch	1966-	American	Comedian	33	103
Stewart Lee	1968-	English	Comedian	45	103
Deirdre O'Kane	1970-	Irish	Comedian	43	103
Joel McHale	1971-	American	Comedian	11	103
Michael Ian Black	1971-	American	Comedian	35	103
Ed Helms	1974-	American	Comedian	16	103
Jen Kirkman	1974-	American	Comedian	38	103
Andy Milonakis	1976-	American	Comedian	19	103
Kyle Kinane	1976-	American	Comedian	22	103
Bobby Moynihan	1977-	American	Comedian	26	103
Hannah Gadsby	1978-	Australian	Comedian	12	103
Kumail Nanjiani	1978-	Pakistani	Comedian	17	103
Amy Schumer	1981-	American	Comedian	11	103
Colin Jost	1982-	American	Comedian	10	103
Adam DeVine	1983-	American	Comedian	41	103
Ron Funches	1983-	American	Comedian	28	103
Kid President	2003-	American	Comedian	2	103
Evan Sayet		American	Comedian	13	104
Gary Owen		American	Comedian	6	104
Pippa Evans		British	Comedian	10	104
Ring Lardner	1885-1933	American	Comedian	9	104
Buddy Hackett	1924-2003	American	Comedian	19	104
Jackie Mason	1931-	American	Comedian	14	104
Rich Little	1938-	Canadian	Comedian	7	104
Dick Smothers	1939-	American	Comedian	4	104
Graham Chapman	1941-1989	British	Comedian	13	104
Robert Klein	1942-	American	Comedian	28	104
Gabe Kaplan	1945-	American	Comedian	7	104
Henry Beard	1945-	American	Comedian	3	104
Gallagher	1946-	American	Comedian	10	104
George Miller	1950-2003	Australian	Comedian	11	104
Paul Reubens	1952-	American	Comedian	10	104
David Alan Grier	1955-	American	Comedian	27	104
Julian Clary	1959-	English	Comedian	26	104
Jenny Eclair	1960-		Comedian	53	104
Tim Meadows	1961-	American	Comedian	12	104
Judy Gold	1962-	American	Comedian	62	104
Dave Foley	1963-	Canadian	Comedian	23	104
Caroline Rhea	1964-	Canadian	Comedian	21	104
Greg Fitzsimmons	1966-	American	Comedian	14	104
Billy Gardell	1969-	American	Comedian	21	104
Rick Mercer	1969-	Canadian	Comedian	26	104
Chris Kattan	1970-	American	Comedian	21	104
Debra Wilson	1970-	American	Comedian	24	104
Mike Epps	1970-	American	Comedian	36	104
Simon Pegg	1970-	British	Comedian	28	104
Gad Elmaleh	1971-	Moroccan	Comedian	11	104
John Hodgman	1971-	American	Comedian	54	104
Katt Williams	1971-	American	Comedian	4	104
Kyle Dunnigan	1971-	American	Comedian	10	104
Rob Corddry	1971-	American	Comedian	31	104
Sacha Baron Cohen	1971-	English	Comedian	11	104
Tig Notaro	1971-	American	Comedian	14	104
Marcus Brigstocke	1973-	English	Comedian	38	104
Chelsea Peretti	1978-	American	Comedian	21	104
Kenan Thompson	1978-	American	Comedian	10	104
Theo Von	1980-	American	Comedian	9	104
Carrie Snow		American	Comedian	10	105
Margaret Smith			Comedian	6	105
Paul Putner		English	Comedian	4	105
Eddie Cantor	1892-1964	American	Comedian	5	105
Jimmy Durante	1893-1980	American	Comedian	9	105
Patsy Kelly	1910-1981	American	Comedian	2	105
Tony Hancock	1924-1968	British	Comedian	5	105
Ernie Wise	1925-1999	English	Comedian	5	105
Shelley Berman	1926-	American	Comedian	21	105
Ken Dodd	1929-	British	Comedian	2	105
Ronnie Barker	1929-2005	English	Comedian	13	105
Joy Behar	1942-	American	Comedian	26	105
Ruby Wax	1953-	American	Comedian	16	105
Paul Rodriguez	1955-	Mexican	Comedian	4	105
Steve Schirripa	1957-	American	Comedian	21	105
Jennifer Saunders	1958-	British	Comedian	48	105
Lea DeLaria	1958-	American	Comedian	7	105
Rik Mayall	1958-2014	English	Comedian	14	105
Damon Wayans	1960-	American	Comedian	15	105
Andy Richter	1966-	American	Comedian	25	105
Kamal Ahmed	1966-	American	Comedian	3	105
Ana Gasteyer	1967-	American	Comedian	21	105
Marc Evan Jackson	1970-	American	Comedian	5	105
Al Madrigal	1971-	American	Comedian	22	105
Brian Dunkleman	1971-	American	Comedian	8	105
Eugene Mirman	1974-	Russian	Comedian	6	105
Dan Fogler	1976-	American	Comedian	14	105
Richard Ayoade	1977-	English	Comedian	16	105
John Mulaney	1982-	American	Comedian	10	105
Michael Che	1983-	American	Comedian	23	105
Abbi Jacobson	1984-	American	Comedian	21	105
Blake Anderson	1984-	American	Comedian	13	105
Brandon T. Jackson	1984-	American	Comedian	10	105
Ed Gamble	1986-	British	Comedian	4	105
Megan Amram	1987-	American	Comedian	22	105
Jack Whitehall	1988-	British	Comedian	31	105
Matt Roper		British	Comedian	15	106
Lou Costello	1906-1959	American	Comedian	2	106
Red Buttons	1919-2006	American	Comedian	7	106
Bob Elliott	1923-2016	American	Comedian	5	106
Don Adams	1926-2005	American	Comedian	8	106
Totie Fields	1930-1978	American	Comedian	2	106
Rip Taylor	1934-	American	Comedian	9	106
David Brenner	1945-2014	American	Comedian	7	106
Tim Sample	1951-	American	Comedian	2	106
Larry Miller	1953-	American	Comedian	3	106
Chris Elliott	1960-	American	Comedian	7	106
Mark Thomas	1963-	British	Comedian	17	106
Rob Schneider	1963-	American	Comedian	8	106
Allen Covert	1964-	American	Comedian	13	106
Cedric the Entertainer	1964-	American	Comedian	6	106
Chip Esten	1965-	American	Comedian	7	106
Chris Parnell	1967-	American	Comedian	9	106
Doug Stanhope	1967-	American	Comedian	11	106
Robin Ince	1969-	English	Comedian	11	106
Michael Showalter	1970-	American	Comedian	21	106
Bret McKenzie	1976-	New Zealander	Comedian	7	106
Riaad Moosa	1977-	South African	Comedian	10	106
Anna Akana	1989-	American	Comedian	13	106
Retta		American	Comedian	6	107
Joey Adams	1911-1999	American	Comedian	9	107
Betty Comden	1917-2006	American	Comedian	3	107
Bill Dana	1924-	American	Comedian	3	107
Barry Took	1928-2002		Comedian	3	107
Bob Monkhouse	1928-	English	Comedian	2	107
Bernard Manning	1931-	British	Comedian	2	107
A. Whitney Brown	1952-	American	Comedian	8	107
Arsenio Hall	1955-	American	Comedian	10	107
Dave Coulier	1959-	American	Comedian	3	107
Mark McKinney	1959-	Canadian	Comedian	11	107
Andrew Denton	1960-	Australian	Comedian	9	107
Jeff Garlin	1962-	American	Comedian	30	107
Jeff Ross	1965-	American	Comedian	31	107
Mo'Nique	1967-	American	Comedian	12	107
Rodney Carrington	1968-	American	Comedian	6	107
Amy Hoggart	1986-	British	Comedian	10	107
Spoken Reasons	1988-	American	Comedian	7	107
Martha Kelly		American	Comedian	9	108
Richard Harris Barham	1788-1845	English	Comedian	4	108
Marty Feldman	1933-1982	English	Comedian	9	108
Ray Combs	1956-1996	American	Comedian	3	108
Anthony Padilla	1987-	American	Comedian	7	108
Richard Murdoch	1907-1990	British	Comedian	2	109
Jerry Stiller	1927-	American	Comedian	18	109
Ronnie Corbett	1930-	Scottish	Comedian	2	109
Jasper Carrott	1945-	English	Comedian	21	109
Julia Sweeney	1961-	American	Comedian	18	109
John Leguizamo	1964-	Colombian	Comedian	18	109
Alexandra Wentworth	1965-	American	Comedian	5	109
Maz Jobrani	1972-	American	Comedian	6	109
James Adomian	1980-	American	Comedian	21	109
Joe Cornish	1968-	English	Comedian	13	110
Jessica Williams	1989-	American	Comedian	14	110
Marty Allen	1922-	American	Comedian	2	111
Mick Miller	1950-	British	Comedian	2	111
Joe Piscopo	1951-	American	Comedian	10	111
Josh Thomas	1987-	Australian	Comedian	11	111
Jillian Bell		American	Comedian	8	112
Jane Wagner	1935-	American	Comedian	8	112
John Candy	1950-1994	Canadian	Comedian	8	112
Jeremy Hardy	1961-	British	Comedian	7	113
Joe Mande	1983-	American	Comedian	7	113
Jemaine Clement	1974-	New Zealander	Comedian	5	114
Jonathan Katz	1946-	American	Comedian	4	115
Jordan Klepper	1979-	American	Comedian	4	115

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