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Dr. SeussToday you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! 13
VoltaireGod gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. 58
Amanda SeyfriedI'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.101
AusoniusLet us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. 101
Barry WhiteI quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.101
Bob HopeYou know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 101
Ellen GlasgowIt is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.101
Giada De LaurentiisWhen I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.101
Graeme MurphyAnd currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.101
Kaui Hart HemmingsFor my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted.101
Otis BlackwellI used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.101
Rachel MaddowMy life is better with every year of living it.101
Satchel PaigeAge is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. 101
William BarclayThere are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. 101
Yigal AzrouelI have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.101
Abhishek BachchanA birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.101
Aimee BenderI like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.101
Bat for LashesI had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe.101
Buddy ValastroCakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.101
Gabriel ByrnePresents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.101
George MeredithDon't just count your years, make your years count. 101
Jean PaulOur birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. 101
Lisa LoebWhen someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?101
Madeleine L'EngleThe great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. 101
Nicolas GhesquiereI promised myself: Before your 18th birthday, you're going to be at Jean Paul Gaultier. And it worked. I was hired.101
PlautusLet us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. 101
Tariq AliI was in my mid-teens when someone gave me a copy of 'Pears Encyclopaedia of Myth and Legends' as a birthday present. It sat on my shelves for many months before I looked at it. When I did, I couldn't stop reading it.101
Brad GarrettYou take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.101
Emma McLaughlinThe more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'101
Goran IvanisevicAt her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.101
Hans MathesonWhen I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn't do it. They asked me to do my modern, and I couldn't do it. They asked me if I had a song prepared, and I said 'No,' so I sang 'Happy Birthday.' And I did a reasonable improvisation, a reasonable one, nothing special at all. I don't know how I got in, but I did.101
John GlennThere is still no cure for the common birthday.101
John OatesIf you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.101
Kristin KreukWhen I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.'101
Liane MoriartyFriends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based on them. I once had a character say that she never wanted to be invited to another children's birthday party, and I never received another children's birthday party invitation ever again.101
Noel WellsI'm one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists.101
Stephen HopkinsI had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.101
Connie BrittonFor my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like 'Blue Kentucky Girl,' by Emmylou Harris, and 'Off the Wall,' by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's 'Purple Rain' - it just can't be done!101
Michael TruccoI jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears.101
Tammy BlanchardThe only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday.101
Thayer DavidWith a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.101
Daniel HandlerI like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.101
Guy JohnsonMy mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.101
Kay LenzOn my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.101
Lawrence TierneyMattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.101
Marian McPartlandI'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.101
Matthew SweetI went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.101
Michael AshcroftMy father was one of the fortunate wartime servicemen: he made a full recovery from his injuries, was promoted to captain, survived the war, had a satisfying career as a colonial officer and, eventually, died in February 2002, a month before his 85th birthday.101
Sarah KoenigMy father was a legendary copywriter. He wrote 'Timex Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking.' He named Earth Day 'Earth Day.' It falls on his birthday, April 22. Earth Day, birthday. So the idea came easily.101
Sean QuinnIf you've been running a business for 38 years, you're approaching your 66th birthday, you've never owed a man a penny or done anyone any grievance in your life, and you feel hard done-by and try to protect yourself and your family, but go to prison, well if that's the society we're living in, I'm happy to accept that.101
Shirley BasseyYou don't get older, you get better. 101
David HenrieWhen I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody for whoever's birthday it was. When I'd show it them, they'd die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling.101
James RollinsThe turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book.101
Sarah WrightI had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff sort of happen earlier for me, which happens to a lot of people. My 21st birthday was just a little boring. Not a great story.101
Alan J. HeegerI have a strong memory of the day I was told that my father had a weak heart and that he had to go to the hospital. He died when I was nine years old on the same day that Franklin Roosevelt died; it was his 45th birthday.101
Andrei CodrescuMost artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party.101
Michael BirchBirthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.101
Renata TebaldiI get letters constantly from all over the world, telephone calls from America, Brazil, Australia, all over, especially on my birthday. A family? I have a huge international family. That's all I need.101
Ruth WarrickI do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.101
Ryan O'NealI saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young.101
Mark BridgesI have an extensive library - every birthday when I was a kid my parents would ask what movie or book I wanted, so I have built up a big collection over the years.101
Jonathan KeltzMy 21st birthday was awesome. I was in L.A., and it was great. I had a bunch of friends that came out. The night ended up in a completely different direction than we thought it was going to go.101
Pablo PicassoIt takes a long time to become young. 102
AdeleMum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.102
Brian TracyThe greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. 102
Ella FitzgeraldThe only thing better than singing is more singing.102
Franka PotenteTo give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.102
George HarrisonAll the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. 102
Joe DiMaggioYou always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.102
Liv TylerI cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.102
Nadine GordimerPeople give one another things that can't be gift wrapped.102
Paris HiltonThe way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. 102
Phylicia RashadAny time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it's sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens.102
Willie GeistI think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.102
Ashley JensenAs a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.102
AviEvery night, I was read to. Every Friday, we were taken to the library. I always received at least one book for my birthday. I have a few of them yet. Early on, I had my own collection of books. I loved to read. Still do.102
Carrie Mae WeemsI got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium.102
Eva LongoriaIn the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.102
Lauren HuttonWe have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.102
Rene RussoEvery day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom.102
Sara SheridanI have an ambivalent relationship with Margaret Thatcher. She came to power in May 1979 - a month before my 11th birthday. I was far too young to have developed a great deal of political awareness. I remember it, though - my mother excited at the dinner table because Britain had its first female prime minister.102
Sloane CrosleyThe Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.102
Cathy GuisewiteI wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.102
Gene SiskelFor my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story.102
Gloria StuartWhen I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.102
Tim WalbergMotorcycle riding has been a passion of mine since my 20th birthday, and as a proud member of the American Motorcyclist Association and the Harley Owners Group, I can attest that responsible riding has many unique recreational benefits for millions of Americans.102
Lance BurtonWe didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.102
Samantha BarksI've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.102
Susan IsaacsI must have been yearning for some Jewish content beyond my genetic makeup because soon after my 21st birthday, I noticed I was no longer dating WASPs.102
Molly SimsMy mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.102
Rebecca MaderIf I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun.102
Shawn LevyEven when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.102
Cody HornAnd I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.102
Debbie MacomberI am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.102
Joe BartonThe American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.102
Jacob LatimoreI'm really not the party type. I more like to have friends over at the house and chill. I've never been the super party type. But for the 18th birthday, you got to party. And then 21 is going to be even bigger.102
Shoshannah SternI think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday!102
Amanda MarshallI never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators.102
Jean NidetchI don't really remember, but I'm positive that whenever I cried, my mother gave me something to eat. I'm sure that whenever I had a fight with the little girl next door, or it was raining and I couldn't go out, or I wasn't invited to a birthday party, my mother gave me a piece of candy to make me feel better.102
Jonathan HickmanThe first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth was surrounded by all of these chains. I remember the cover; I got it at a birthday party.102
Denis WaitleyThe greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.103
Oprah WinfreyThe more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. 103
Bernard BaruchTo me - old age is always ten years older than I am.103
Boris JohnsonMy policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.103
Kevin SmithI saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.103
Satchel PaigeHow old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? 103
Zara LarssonI wear jewellery that I never take off. I have a ring and two necklaces. I always have them on and get scared when I have to take them off for photo shoots. The ring is my mum's mum's mum's, and she gave it to me for my 18th birthday. The necklace is the same one that my sister has. She's called Hannah, and the name is the chain.103
Cheryl HinesFor my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.103
Cindy CrawfordI believe that at least 70 percent of parenting goes to the mother. In our house, I'm the one who knows about all the school stuff, helps with the homework, organizes the play dates, and remembers the birthday parties.103
Eugenie BouchardI did not have a normal life. I'd be training when my sister would be at birthday parties and sleepovers. I finished high school by correspondence, basically working two full-time jobs. The last years were very, very tough. But I was willing to do that. It's all about sacrifice.103
Sammy HagarEvery year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. 103
Terry GlavinOn Sept. 20, 2011, a year after I spoke with Rabanni, a couple of Taliban emissaries arrived at his Kabul fortress with a gift for his 71st birthday. It turned out not to be the truce offering they had claimed they were bringing: one of the Talibs had a bomb hidden in his turban.103
Gloria StuartI'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.103
Walter LordBrilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.103
Anita BakerIf I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.103
Catherine BellThe main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.103
Maureen O'HaraJohn Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.103
Paulina PorizkovaI was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.103
Rod TaylorI suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me.103
Toks OlagundoyeI'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.103
Blake AndersonI love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.103
David HorowitzIf we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it.103
David UlevitchMy mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.103
Amy WeberI lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.103
John L. PhillipsThere weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.103
Robert C. MertonOne week before my 17th birthday, I had a blind date with June Rose, a television actress on network soap operas, a model, and a regular on the popular Dick Clark's Saturday night 'American Bandstand' show from New York. We were married five years later, one week after my graduation from Columbia.103
Maria Conchita AlonsoI have friends who hide in their bedroom for three days every time they have another birthday. That's what brings the wrinkles! I didn't care when I turned 30 or 40 or 50.103
Jon ScieszkaI was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. That's why I celebrate my birthday on 8 September.103
Jesse PlemonsI sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.103
Mary PickfordI was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely.103
Pablo PicassoYouth has no age. 104
Kelly ClarksonI just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.104
Marie AntoinetteLet them eat cake.104
Samantha BeeI hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.104
Vincent GalloMy parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.104
David SedarisIt's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'104
E. Joseph CossmanThe best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.104
Kirstie AlleyI binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.104
Lucy PunchWhen I was 11, I had an Ugly Sister birthday party. All my idea. Most girls want to be a fairy or a princess, but there I am with beauty spots and fur and fluorescent pink kiss-curls.104
Mike NicholsI was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.104
Rachel SklarLess than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack.104
Sarah SuttonI love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.104
Susan OrleanMy ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.104
Adam FerraraI remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.104
Blair UnderwoodMy son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it.104
Joy PageIf every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?104
Robert Staughton LyndMost of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.104
Kirsten ProutI dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!104
Louise PostI actually had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at his 50th birthday party in New York City. I handed him the cassette of 'Eight Arms to Hold You,' which I had just got an advance of that day. He very graciously thanked me and tucked it into his jacket pocket.104
Jane YolenIn college, I wrote newspaper articles and songs. Then, on my 21st birthday, I sold my first book. It was a nonfiction book about women pirates - 'Pirates in Petticoats.' After that, I was a book writer for good.104
Jill ClayburghI wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.104
Jonathan BanksI've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I've died a lot of times!104
Kurt VonnegutAbout astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.105
Steven WrightI intend to live forever. So far, so good. 105
Brigham YoungLove the giver more than the gift.105
Chris HardwickEvery year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.105
Mindy KalingAnybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.105
Neil JacksonFor my 23rd birthday, I received a nylon string guitar. I told myself that if I could play Eric Clapton's 'Tears In Heaven,' then I could play the guitar. I practised every chance I got, driving my housemates insane, until several weeks later I had a shaky version of the song down. I wrote my first song on the guitar a few weeks after that.105
Steve BuscemiThe thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party.105
Tabatha CoffeyI turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for 'Sheer Genius,' so it wasn't a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing 'Happy Birthday' to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was.105
Walter Dean MyersI joined the army on my seventeenth birthday, full of the romance of war after having read a lot of World War I British poetry and having seen a lot of post-World War II films. I thought the romantic presentations of war influenced my joining and my presentation of war to my younger siblings.105
Brit MarlingI get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.105
Tom ShalesWhy, on my mother's birthday, am I thinking about 'Father Knows Best?' At our house, mother knew best at least as often as father did, but then the title of the old sitcom, a homogenized portrait of American family life, was meant to be slightly sardonic.105
Candice OlsonAsk any teenage girl to describe her perfect bedroom, and you'll get answers like 'a room with a private phone line, a place to hang out with friends, and for it to be way-cool and funky.' Ask parents the same question, and 'a locked door that opens on their 21st birthday' might top the list!105
Dick GephardtI filed a brief as a friend of the court in the U. of Michigan to keep affirmative action at the U. of Michigan, which I attended the law school. And I was one of the original sponsors of making the Martin Luther King birthday a federal holiday.105
Martin FillerWhen Oscar Niemeyer died on December 5, 2012, ten days before his 105th birthday, he was universally regarded as the very last of the twentieth century's major architectural masters, an astonishing survivor whose most famous accomplishment, Brasilia, was the climactic episode of utopian High Modern urbanism.105
Nino SchurterIt is really a great feeling to win a World Cup on your birthday.105
Stephanie CutterMy brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.105
Bobby ShermanOne I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.105
Keith ThibodeauxLucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended.105
Michael WeatherlyI started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that's a good run.105
Ryan GuzmanFunny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.105
Alfred EnochBy the time I was seven, I did a sonnet at Shakespeare's Globe theatre for Shakespeare's birthday because my dad had been at the first season of the Globe and was friends with the artistic director. Somehow, that lead to me doing a sonnet!105
Bonnie TylerI'd be happy to live till 80 as long as I was comfortable and in good health. Mind you, ask me again on the eve of my 80th birthday. Even so, I hope we don't all start living to be 120. I'm not sure I'd cope with another 60 years.106
Charles LambNew Year's Day is every man's birthday.106
Homaro CantuMost of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.106
Jesse JacksonYour children need your presence more than your presents.106
Loretta LynnMy biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.106
Paul DanoMy first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little.106
Brittany SnowI grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.106
Bruce BartonIf you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.106
Hilarie BurtonFourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks.106
Nimrat KaurAn army environment is very protected, a walled city kind of environment, where everybody has the same income, you have the same birthday parties, you are given return gifts - everything is the same. Everybody is moving up at the same pace.106
Shashi TharoorI have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed me off to boarding school two plane rides away from home. Those days of being willingly handed from air hostess to air hostess as an 'unaccompanied minor' made me blase about the rigors of air travel.106
Evan Rachel WoodI'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.106
Benjamin PercyYes, I grew up with guns. For my 16th birthday, in fact, I received a .357 instead of a car. But there was nothing playful about them; they were tools. My parents went through a back-to-the-land phase. Most of our vegetables and fruits came from our own garden.106
Charles M. BlowThe first memory I have in the world is of death and tears. That is how I would mark the beginning of my life: the way people mark the end of one. My family had gathered at Papa Joe's house because Mam' Grace was slipping away, only I didn't register it that way. For some reason I thought that it was her birthday.106
Mary AntinOn a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.106
Matthew MacfadyenI was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine.106
Samuel Freeman MillerMay it be long before the people of the United States shall cease to take a deep and pervading interest in the Fourth of July, as the birthday of our national life, or the event which then occurred shall be subordinated to any other of our national history.106
Sean QuinnYes, I am scared of prison. It's the last thing if you are after building up a business over 38 years and you are approaching your 66th birthday and you never owed a man a penny and you feel hard done by and you try to protect yourself and your family and go to prison - if that is the society we are living in, I am happy to accept that.106
Jessi KleinIf I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.106
Jonas ArmstrongJewellery's not a big thing for me. The only thing I wear is a gold cross on a chain that I got for my 21st birthday. You have to take it off every day for filming, but that's the only time I'm not wearing it. You won't find me in rings, bracelets or earrings.106
Flip WilsonMy happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.107
Florence WelchI've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing.107
Imogen PootsI was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my birthday when I was in my early teens.107
Pete WentzAs a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then.107
Rachael RayI tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.107
Tony BennettI lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the world, Cary Grant, and the greatest performer in the world, Fred Astaire, and Johnny Carson, one after another - they were all in my home at different times. I celebrated my 50th birthday with them. Unforgettable.107
Walter CronkiteI want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since.107
Claire TomalinAs he approached his 28th birthday in February 1840, Dickens knew himself to be famous, successful and tired. He needed a rest, and he made up his mind to keep the year free of the pressure of producing monthly installments of yet another long novel.107
Akhil SharmaSeven years into writing a novel, I started to lose my mind. My thirty-seventh birthday had just come and gone, the end of 2008 was approaching, and I was constantly aware of how little I had managed to accomplish.107
Jesse McCartneyAll I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I'm into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. I'd love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef.107
Jason MitchellI met Leonardo DiCaprio and Busta Rhymes the same night, on my birthday in New York.107
Jarrett J. KrosoczkaOn my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since.107
Art BuchwaldThis is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.108
Karl JaspersOnly then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.108
Mikhail BaryshnikovI like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.108
Sam LevensonIt was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'108
Victoria BeckhamI'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.108
Chip ConleyEvery five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco.108
Bobby McFerrinWell, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints.108
Jeremih'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give.108
Paulina PorizkovaMy first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.108
Gene TierneyI had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.109
Greg RutherfordI'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up: I've made some psychedelic birthday cakes.109
Herbie HancockWhen I was six, my best friend's parents bought him a piano. My mother noticed that every time I would go to his house, the first thing I would say to him was 'Levester' - His name was Levester - I said, 'Levester, can I go play your piano?' So, on my 7th birthday, my parents bought me a piano.109
Natasha TretheweyGrowing up, my birthday was always Confederate Memorial Day. It helped to create this profound sense of awareness about the Civil War and the 100 years between the Civil War and the civil rights movement and my parents' then-illegal and interracial marriage.109
Navjot Singh SidhuWe'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.109
Patti DavisI often imagine what it would be like if my father were still here to mark his 100th birthday, if Alzheimer's hadn't clawed away years, possibilities, hopes. What would he think of all the commemorations and celebrations?109
Victor CruzMy mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.109
Suzi QuatroI've got more than 600 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses, from 1950s originals to newer models. I have them on the wall like opticians do so I can pick out a pair that goes with my outfit. I had around 30 pairs, then my husband Rainer started getting them for me as birthday and Christmas gifts.109
Mike WallaceAs I approach my 88th birthday, it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren't quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing.109
Sevyn StreeterOne thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it's just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday.109
Suresh RainaI've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I wanted to buy a sports car and got his consent. On his birthday, I surprised him by bringing it home. It's a Porsche Boxter Limited Edition, and my family was thrilled to see it.109
Marlon JamesI find the violence in PG13 movies unbearable. This kid will never run home, never have another birthday. His death is slow, nightmarish. And you have to explore the consequences - the people who live on with this death.109
Brandy NorwoodAll my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.110
Isla FisherI crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.110
Jimmy FallonI wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'110
Lionel BlueTo my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.110
Prince RoyceI remember when I was working at Sprint, I'd work on my birthday, New Year's Day, and even Christmas Eve. I'm just used to working on my birthday, so I'll be celebrating it afterward.110
Q'orianka KilcherI know that might sound silly coming from someone my age, but I remember on my 14th birthday having a crisis like my mom should be having. I kept thinking that I was getting older, and I haven't really accomplished anything. I remember thinking that I better accomplish something real soon.110
Stevie NicksIt was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.110
Terry CrewsI'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.110
Mary BerryAll my grandchildren bake. On a Saturday, Annabel's boys, Louis and Toby, always bake. Louis makes a chocolate cake, Toby makes banana or lemon drizzle. They're 12 and 10, and they can do it totally on their own. My son's twin girls, Abby and Grace, are 14; they make birthday cakes and like to do it on their own with Mum out of the way.110
Romola GaraiIf you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.110
Annette FunicelloIn 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.110
Robin GibbYou know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.110
Alexandra AdornettoWe have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books.110
Ron Ben-IsraelI did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.110
Jackson BrowneI told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar.110
Lucius Annaeus SenecaThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. 111
Chris EvansFor the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.111
Lily JamesI used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times.111
Pico IyerI can still remember the afternoon, on my 15th birthday, when I opened up 'The Virgin and the Gypsy,' D.H. Lawrence's novella, in my tiny cell in boarding school, and whole worlds of possibility opened out that I had never guessed existed. The language was on fire and sang of liberation.111
Lisa LoebWith my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties.111
Emmy RossumI can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.111
Thomas MeninoAnd for the city's birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Boston's great epic - the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most.111
Jeff DunhamFamily time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.111
George BurnsAt my age flowers scare me. 112
Nigel HamiltonTraditionally Presidents Day was Washington's birthday. It was celebrated as a public holiday on February 22 each year, in peace or in war.112
Norman RockwellI'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!112
Ryan ReynoldsI played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts I've ever received.112
Lesley ManvilleIf I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up.112
Rick SpringfieldThe first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday.112
Matthew PearlI don't like my birthday. I don't like things that are directed towards me. It took me a long time to get over people asking me to write my name in the book.112
Julianna MarguliesThe reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.112
Bindi IrwinIf there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.113
Hunter HayesRobert Duvall saw me playing at a restaurant in Louisiana and invited me to be an extra in his movie 'The Apostle.' He gave me a guitar for my sixth birthday, and I thought that was the coolest thing in the world.113
Idina MenzelI can sing 'Happy Birthday' to you in twelve different places, but one of them is going to make you feel a certain thing, maybe it's a vulnerability, maybe an innocence, maybe another way is sexy and soulful or bluesy whatever it is, but with singers, exploring keys, I think, is important.113
Uwe BollI play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.113
Aleksandar HemonI've been a Nick Cave fan since the early '80s when he was part of The Birthday Party thing singing Australian self-destructive rock band and I've always followed his work and loved it.113
Dylan LaurenMy parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I became fascinated by the idea of living in a candy land with chocolate rivers and lollipop trees.113
Sara SampaioI think my first album was a gift for my birthday and a Faith Hill album; I loved her.113
Sloane CrosleyI'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.113
Dean KarnazesI've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.113
Steven WrightI kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.114
Jerry SeinfeldYou know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'114
Nikki ReedI've never really made a big deal out of my birthday.114
Rachel ZoeI'm a Virgo and I'm more - I don't want to say 'negative' - but I'm the girl who thinks no one's coming to my birthday party, no one's buying my clothes, no one's reading my book, no one's watching my show - that's just how I think.114
Tommy LeeI threw my son, Brandon, a rave for his birthday and I fully set it up like a crazy rave with lights and sound, me and my partner DJ'd - I got Mix Master Mike from the Beastie Boys to come DJ for a bit.114
Bill BufordThe first glimpse I had of what Mario Batali's friends had described to me as the 'myth of Mario' was on a cold Saturday night in January 2002, when I invited him to a birthday dinner.114
Johnny VegasI trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.114
Kimberly SchlapmanI like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake.114
Sue TownsendI married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.114
Mary SchmichLike many women my age, I am 28 years old.114
Jackson BrowneAs far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release.114
Ed KochCitizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world.115
Kristin ArmstrongI love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.115
Yotam OttolenghiFor me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.115
Abhishek BachchanI like working on my birthday, so I always do.115
Charlie TrotterI timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday.115
Chaz BonoI always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.115
Eva HerzigovaOn my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections.115
Sundar PichaiIf I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.115
Jean-Georges VongerichtenFor my 16th birthday, my family took me to L'Auberge de L'Ill, which was family-run but had three Michelin stars. It was a revelation. After that meal, I realised this is what I want to do.115
Robert FrostA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. 116
Emma WatsonI threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I'd found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.116
Kate ChristensenIn the winter of 2012, as my fiftieth birthday approached, I began to write what turned into my autobiography, a look at my own life through the lens of food.116
Christina HendricksWe were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn't have cable. There wasn't any admiration of glamour, no, 'I want to look like them or have that lifestyle', because everyone in my town had the same lifestyle. So I didn't think, 'Ooh, a movie star's birthday!' I just thought, 'What?'116
Clive ThompsonWhen you're an expert in a subject, you can retain new factoids on your favorite topic easily. This only works for the subjects you're truly passionate about, though. Baseball fans can reel off stats for their favorite players, then space out on their own birthday.116
Mariella FrostrupWe invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary.116
Phillip PhillipsI'm not big on dark chocolate, but I do have a sweet tooth, so it gets me in trouble. I love warm chocolate chip cookies with ice cream. Then there's this chocolate pie my mom makes for me every year for my birthday. She's been making it since I was younger, and there's nothing like it. It's really so, so good!116
Susan OrleanI want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.116
Sherwin B. NulandBy the time of my ninth birthday, I had become a bit of a socialist, as I am said by conservative colleagues to be to this day. I went on within the next few years to volunteer as an envelope stuffer for the American Labor Party, and my political thinking has not shifted measurably since that time.116
Anne LamottThe worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.117
Katherine JenkinsI'm over the moon to be involved in the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. I can't quite believe it as it's a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever.117
O. J. SimpsonNicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.117
Q'orianka KilcherMy birthday is Feb. 11, and I'm both excited and not excited by it. You'll never be 15 again, and you really, really need to savor every day like it's your last.117
Deval PatrickThe summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I turned 25 that July, and on my birthday, my father happened to be playing in a local jazz club called Pigfoot and invited me to join him. I hadn't spent a birthday with him since I was 3, but I agreed.117
Eleanor RooseveltI think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.118
Anne LamottSome people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.118
Ben ShapiroWashington's birthday is worthy of celebration - he is one of the greatest men in history. But Washington himself would likely have seen celebration of the office of the presidency itself as monarchic in nature.118
Cat DeeleyI hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.118
Sloane CrosleySince graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops.118
Eric BristowMy dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.118
Audrey HepburnSuccess is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. 119
Peter O'TooleI saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday.119
Walter KirnA true nature is a gloomy monolith, sort of like that old black rotary phone that I had to sing 'Happy Birthday' to Grandpa on. But novelists, damn us, still need true natures - so we can give them to our protagonists. And so readers can vaguely predict how they'll behave when we trap them in 'situations' that they can't IM their way out of.119
Akshay KumarOn every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!119
Dennis QuaidI guess I could say I'm an actor, which I am, but that sounds like I'm putting down being a movie star, which, let's face it, is what I've become to many people. For myself, I'm a guy who was very insecure from about age 14 until the day I hit my 30th birthday.119
Johnny VegasI used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.119
Katie NolanI went by Kyle, and I made friends on the team as Kyle. It went on for a pretty long time, until I went to a birthday party in a dress and all the hockey players were like... 'Kyle?'119
Sheridan SmithI have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.119
Aidan GillenWhen I was a teenager, the actors I was really into were Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn. I saw 'Rumble Fish' on my 16th birthday, and around the same time, it was 'Falcon and the Snowman' and 'Bad Boys' from Sean Penn.119
Demetri MartinI wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.120
Alan KingThat's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.120
Amy PoehlerI worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.120
George SaundersI tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar.120
Lewis BlackI'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.120
Mika BrzezinskiI was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being 'let go.'120
Austin MahoneI thought it would be cool to Skype with fans on their birthday and spend, like, a half-hour with them. I did a couple of two-hour Skypes. I just hang out with them and play songs and stuff. At first they're kind of shy, but after a while they open up. I've had a lot of people tell me I'm doing something no one has ever done before.120
Rita RudnerI had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.121
Victoria PendletonI was put on a pony as a kid at some birthday party when you're all led around.121
Kailash KherMy birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.121
Matthew SweetThe summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.121
Ellen DeGeneresI don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.122
Alex TurnerI'm in a difficult position in the sense that, preposterous as this might sound, I don't like being the centre of attention. I get up on stage every night and play songs, but I almost feel the songs are the centre of attention. I don't like opening my birthday presents in front of people, either.122
Liz GoldwynA 1920s dress I wore on my 21st birthday... literally disintegrated on me. I had the most wild debauched night. And that disintegrated dress sits in my closet - such a great memory.122
Harold PinterMy second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.123
Richard CorlissLesley Gore's part-time field was pop singer, and in her brief but urgent prime, she was the Queen of Teen Angst. She endured heartbreak as a birthday girl betrayed by her beau in 'It's My Party,' savored revenge in the sequel 'Judy's Turn to Cry' and belted the proto-feminist anthem 'You Don't Own Me.'123
Lewis CarrollThere are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.124
Margaret ChoInterventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.124
AwkwafinaMy every birthday wish was, 'I want to someday be on TV.'124
Sean CombsI have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.125
Tom CottonEarly on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: 'Really? I do, too.'125
KajolWhen I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most memorable birthday gifts.125
Chuck FeeneyThey decided as part of my 75th birthday celebrations that I would be entitled to fly first class. I'll be honest, I'm not good at flying anymore. To my credit, I can stretch out on two coach seats.125
Lucius Annaeus SenecaA gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. 126
Alessia CaraI first picked up a guitar when I was ten years old; my parents surprised me with it for my tenth birthday. I started taking lessons when I was thirteen, but only for a few months, and then I just kept teaching myself.126
AdeleI love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.201
Jennifer LopezYou know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.201
Steven WrightFor my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.202
Diane von FurstenbergI had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.202
Kirsten DunstI think the best thing about my job is that I have my life documented, which not many people get to have. They have a photo here and there and maybe some video footage from a birthday. My kids will be able to see me growing up.202
Ranbir KapoorI'm not a birthday person. Maybe because I don't like to build expectations around that one day. You never know how it'll turn out to be.202
Mark BillinghamI believe that if writers want their readers to care about a character, they have to care themselves. I have to root for a detective who screws up as much as Thorne does, who shares my birthday, my North London stomping ground, and my love of country music, both alt and cheesy.202
Chris BrownMy best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.203
Douglas CouplandHandmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.203
Larry DavidI gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'203
Annie DillardIt is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution.203
Debi MazarMy mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried to take me to Woodstock - it was pouring rain. It was on my birthday, and I was crying so much in the car they turned the car around and dumped me at my grandmother's house... I had a little attitude.203
Marilyn MonroeI was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president's birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a hush over the whole place when I came on to sing 'Happy Birthday,' like if I had been wearing a slip, I would have thought it was showing or something. I thought, 'Oh, my gosh, what if no sound comes out!'204
Rodney DangerfieldWith my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.204
Samuel JohnsonThe return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.204
Ryan LochteEvery year before a big competition, I get hurt doing stuff I should not be doing. One year it was my little brother's 12th birthday. We all played hide-and-seek late at night. I climbed up a 30-foot tree, thinking he'd never catch me. I tripped and fell on one of the branches and I hit my head.204
Chloe Grace MoretzMy mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.204
Robert WebbMy first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.205
Maisie WilliamsOn my actual 16th birthday, on the actual day, I went home and I had chicken korma and Peshwari naan bread and pilau rice, and that was fantastic.206
Steven WrightI remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'208
Thomas S. MonsonAs I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood.208
Bindi IrwinI love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.209
Martha StewartYou should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It's all part of life.209
Bruce Eric KaplanMy mother always bought our birthday gifts.209
Pete RoseI've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.210
Stevie NicksThe day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.211
Alice WatersI can remember the three restaurant experiences of my childhood. All I wanted to do on my birthday was to go to the Automat in New York... but I don't know if you consider that a real restaurant.211
Eva GreenFor Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!212
Loni LoveEven when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.212
Thomas FullerA gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.213
Beyonce KnowlesWe all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.214
ImanOn my 50th birthday in 2005, my discount-wielding AARP card came in the mail. I hurled it in the trash, put on something fabulous, and had a decadent meal. Just the thought of putting it in my wallet felt like a concession.214
Joni MitchellIt's in my stars to invent; I was born on Madame Curie's birthday. I have this need for originals, for innovation. That's why I like Charlie Parker.215
Stella YoungI once choked on a chip at a friend's birthday when I was seven and had to be sent home, as I'd broken my collarbone coughing.215
Tullian TchividjianI got my first tennis racket on my seventh birthday. And because we had a tennis court in our backyard, I played every day. By ten I was playing competitively.216
Ryan HolmesIf you catch me lying, it's probably because I'm about to surprise someone for their birthday, or hide away the specific details about a company getaway to a strange but amazing place.216
Sophie TurnerJust before my 16th birthday, Natalie Dormer said to me, 'As soon as you turn 16, you're going to work adult hours. People will try take advantage of you, so it's important not to be a pushover.'216
Rob LoweI am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.219
Andrew YoungIf Congress can move President's Day, Columbus Day and, alas, Martin Luther King's Birthday celebration for the convenience of shoppers, shouldn't they at least consider moving Election Day for the convenience of voters?219
Selena GomezI love getting scared. I find myself putting myself in situations like haunted houses or going to a haunted hospital for my birthday. Yes, I've actually done that.223
Tony BennettSinatra invited me once to his birthday party in L.A. I was young, and I felt great about it. But when I got there, the Rat Pack were all in the kitchen laughing their heads off.223
Kate ChristensenMy 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I've lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I've lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending.224
Jane GoldmanThere's video footage of my 10th birthday where I'm wearing, like, a little pink T-shirt. Then my dad comes in brandishing a copy of 'Eraserhead,' going, 'Look what we've got for tonight!'226
Mitch HedbergI wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. 301
Joanna LumleyI always knew that good stuff would come along when I was older. So when I was 18, I longed to be 30; when I was 30, I longed to be 50. I've always looked forward to my next birthday.302
Queen LatifahI often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.303
Miranda KerrI celebrated my 18th birthday in Japan, which was quite memorable; I was quite fascinated by the different traditions and the culture; it was so completely different to Australian culture.303
Billy GrahamAs I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of 'easy believism.' There is a mindset today that if people believe in God and do good works, they are going to Heaven.307
Erma BombeckA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.307
David BaileyI left school on my 15th birthday.308
ShakiraSuccess happened little by little for me. I tasted the flavor of fame in small doses: I started at 10 years old when I won a music contest; I was performing at birthday parties, company meetings.309
Tom StoppardIn January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of 'The Birthday Party' at the Victoria Rooms in Bristol. Just before it began, I realised that Harold Pinter was sitting in front of me.313
Jason BatemanOur kids will never have to remember things, because it's all in pictures. Want to remember your fourth birthday? There'll be video of it on your phone.313
JidennaJesus' birthday is commercialized, so of course, Black History Month is commercialized.314
JidennaDoes Martin Luther King really want his birthday commercialized?315
Sarah HallYou think back and you ask yourself why you became so interested in wolves. I think it was because when I was very small, growing up in a little hamlet near Shap, we would go to Lowther Wildlife Park for birthday parties. Now closed, it was only three miles from my parents' house.317
Sylvia PlathMy mother's face floated to mind, a pale, reproachful moon, at her last and first visit to the asylum since my twentieth birthday. A daughter in an asylum! I had done that to her. Still, she had obviously decided to forgive me.319
Marianne WilliamsonOne of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.323
John LydonHaving a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.326
Pankaj MishraIn 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English.406
Chrissy TeigenI remember debating the finer points of flaky pastry with my chicken-pot-pie-obsessed American dad. I remember the divine mix of Thai food, TV dinners, and hearty, homemade goodness that have shaped this palate of mine to this day. I remember all this, but I still Google my husband's birthday. Thank God he's famous.410
Ansel ElgortI had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful.410
Christy TurlingtonI enjoy the celebration of my birthday as much as anyone else does, but I always remember to start my day thanking my mom because she did most of the work the day I came into the world, not to mention all she has done throughout my life that has contributed so much to the woman I am today.424

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