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Yogi Berra [1925-2015] American

Rank: 11
Athlete, Baseball Manager

Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra was an American professional baseball catcher, manager, and coach who played 19 seasons in Major League Baseball. He was an 18-time All-Star and 10-time World Series champion as a player. Berra had a career batting average of .285, while compiling 358 home runs and 1,430 runs batted in. He is one of only five players to win the American League Most Valuable Player Award three times.

Funny, Good, Home, Sports, Wisdom, Brainy, Change, Family, Food, Future, Love, Money, Power, Time, Truth

Quote	Tags	Rank
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.	Funny	101
I never said most of the things I said.	Funny	102
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.	Sports	103
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.	Brainy	104
It ain't over till it's over.		105
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.		106
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.		107
The future ain't what it used to be.	Future	108
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.		109
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.	Good, Love	110
If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.		111
You can observe a lot by just watching.		112
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.		113
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.		114
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.		115
We made too many wrong mistakes.		116
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.		117
It's like deja-vu, all over again.		118
How can you think and hit at the same time?	Time	119
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.		120
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?	Change	121
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.		122
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.	Good	123
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.		124
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.	Food	125
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.	Wisdom	126
You can observe a lot by watching.	Wisdom	201
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.		202
I didn't know much about golf growing up.		203
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.		204
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.		205
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.	Family, Home	206
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.	Home	207
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?		208
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.		209
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.	Sports	210
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.		211
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.		212
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.		213
In baseball, you don't know nothing.		214
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.		215
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.		216
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.		217
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.		218
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.		219
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.		220
Pair up in threes.		221
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.		222
I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.		223
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.		224
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.		225
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.		226
I'm glad I was in the Navy.		301
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.	Money, Power	302
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.	Truth	303
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.		304
I never said half the things I said.		305
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.		306
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.		307
If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.		308
I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.		309
I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.		310
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.		311
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.	Funny	312
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.		313
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.		314
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.		315
I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.		316
It gets late early out there.		317
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.		318
We have deep depth.		319
I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.		320
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.		321
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.		322
I guess I've got a smart wife.		323
It's fun; baseball's fun.		324
I don't mean to be funny.		325

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