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W. Somerset Maugham [1874-1965] British

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William Somerset Maugham CH, better known as W. Somerset Maugham, was a British playwright, novelist and short story writer. He was among the most popular writers of his era and reputedly the highest-paid author during the 1930s.

Humor, Art, Beauty, Freedom, Anger, Anniversary, Best, Chance, Change, Communication, Death, Food, Friendship, Funny, Great, Happiness, Imagination, Independence, Life, Love, Money, Nature, New Year's, Poetry, Success

Quote	Tags	Rank
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.	Best, Funny, Life	101
The crown of literature is poetry.	Poetry	102
Any nation that thinks more of its ease and comfort than its freedom will soon lose its freedom; and the ironical thing about it is that it will lose its ease and comfort too.	Freedom	103
We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.	Anniversary, Chance	104
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.		105
Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets.	Money	106
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.	Great	107
Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume of a rose: you can smell it and that is all.	Beauty	108
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.	New Year's	109
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.	Imagination	110
When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.	Friendship	111
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.		112
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.	Love	113
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.		114
The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.		115
It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive.	Happiness	116
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?	Change	117
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind.	Success	118
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.		119
Impropriety is the soul of wit.	Humor	120
It wasn't until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say, 'I don't know.'		121
The artist produces for the liberation of his soul. It is his nature to create as it is the nature of water to run down the hill.	Art, Nature	122
In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city, with its blaze of lights, it is unnatural, hostile and menacing. It is like a monstrous vulture that hovers, biding its time.		123
There are two good things in life - freedom of thought and freedom of action.	Freedom	124
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.		125
Tolerance is another word for indifference.		126
Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother.		201
Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul.	Art	202
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.		203
It is unsafe to take your reader for more of a fool than he is.		204
The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.		205
It seems that the creative faculty and the critical faculty cannot exist together in their highest perfection.		206
The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune, and willing avoids the sight of distress.		207
I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.		208
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.	Humor	209
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.		210
Writing is the supreme solace.	Communication	211
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.	Death	212
Perfection has one grave defect: it is apt to be dull.		213
It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.	Independence	214
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it becomes part of me.		215
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.		216
It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it.		217
You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences.		218
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.		219
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.		220
Habits in writing as in life are only useful if they are broken as soon as they cease to be advantageous.		221
Things were easier for the old novelists who saw people all of a piece. Speaking generally, their heroes were good through and through, their villains wholly bad.		222
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.	Humor	223
The most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.		224
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.	Food	225
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.		226
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.		301
There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary part of the order of the universe. To ignore it is childish, to bewail it senseless.		302
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.		303
Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.		304
It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.		305
The writer is more concerned to know than to judge.		306
What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.		307
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour.	Beauty	308
No egoism is so insufferable as that of the Christian with regard to his soul.		309
Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.		310
What has influenced my life more than any other single thing has been my stammer. Had I not stammered I would probably... have gone to Cambridge as my brothers did, perhaps have become a don and every now and then published a dreary book about French literature.		311
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.		312
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.		313
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.		314
Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered.		315
I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.		316
The world in general doesn't know what to make of originality; it is startled out of its comfortable habits of thought, and its first reaction is one of anger.	Anger	317
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it.		318
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.		319
Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.		320
Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradicable.		321
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.		322
We learn resignation not by our own suffering, but by the suffering of others.		323
Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way.		324
When you are young you take the kindness people show you as your right.		325
Perfection is a trifle dull. It is not the least of life's ironies that this, which we all aim at, is better not quite achieved.		326
We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.		401
Considering how foolishly people act and how pleasantly they prattle, perhaps it would be better for the world if they talked more and did less.		402
The writer of prose can only step aside when the poet passes.		403
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.		404
Have common sense and stick to the point.		405
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.		406
You know what the critics are. If you tell the truth they only say you're cynical and it does an author no good to get a reputation for cynicism.		407

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