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Billy Crystal [1947-0] American
Rank: 101
Comedian, Actor


William Edward "Billy" Crystal is an American actor, writer, producer, director, comedian and television host. He gained prominence in the 1970s for playing Jodie Dallas on the ABC sitcom Soap and became a Hollywood film star during the late 1980s and 1990s, appearing in the critical and box office successes When Harry Met Sally..., City Slickers, and Analyze This and providing the voice of Mike Wazowski in the Monsters, Inc. franchise.

Change, Death, Dreams, Food, Funny, Respect, Women



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To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
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What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Change is such hard work. Change
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Women
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn. Food
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I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back. Death, Respect
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I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams. Dreams
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I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Funny
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Gentlemen, start your egos.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a comedian, but there was something that drew me to doing that.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.
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I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
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Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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In my standup work, I always do these characters, older people who are just off to the side. It's easier to write a story about the guy who made it to the top, but the middle is so much more interesting, so much more murky.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
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That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
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I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.
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I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
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