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Bill Watterson [1958-0] American

Rank: 101
Cartoonist

William Boyd "Bill" Watterson II is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, which was syndicated from 1985 to 1995.

Best, Time, Brainy, Car, Change, Cool, Dreams, Food, Friendship, Funny, Future, Gardening, Intelligence, Learning, Life, Mom, Nature

Quote	Tags	Rank
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.	Best, Friendship	101
Reality continues to ruin my life.	Funny, Life	102
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.	Nature	103
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.	Future	104
Genius is never understood in its own time.	Brainy, Time	105
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.		106
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.	Time	107
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.		108
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.	Best	109
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.		110
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.		111
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.	Change	112
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.	Car	113
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.		114
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.		115
Mothers are the necessity of invention.	Mom	116
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.	Gardening	117
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.	Cool	118
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.	Dreams	119
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.		120
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?	Learning	121
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.		122
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.		123
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!		124
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.	Intelligence	125
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?		126
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.		201
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.		202
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.		203
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.	Food	204
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.		205
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.		206
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.		207
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.		208
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.		209
If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.		210
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.		211
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.		212
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.		213
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.		214
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.		215
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.		216
It's always better to leave the party early.		217
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?		218
A real job is a job you hate.		219

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