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Johnny Carson [1925-2005] American

Rank: 101
Comedian, Television host

John William "Johnny" Carson was an American television talk show host and comedian, best known for his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award. He was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987.

Success, Funny, Health, Marriage, Alone, Business, Christmas, Food, Freedom, Happiness, Men, Money, Peace, Work

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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.	Health, Peace, Success, Work	101
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.	Funny	102
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.	Funny	103
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.	Christmas	104
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.	Marriage, Men	105
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.	Happiness	106
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.	Business, Success	107
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.	Food, Health	108
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.	Freedom, Money	109
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'	Alone, Success	110
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.		111
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.		112
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.		113
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.		114
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.		115
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.	Marriage	116
When turkeys mate they think of swans.		117
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.		118
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.		119
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.		120
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.		121
We're more effective than birth control pills.		122
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.		123

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