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Rita Rudner [1955-0] American Comedian
Quote rank: 121

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I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

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Birthday, Health

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