Demetri Martin quoteDemetri Martin [1973-0] American Comedian     Quote rank: 101
| I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. |
Love, Pet, Trust, Women
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