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Freddie Prinze [1954-1977] American

Rank: 102
Comedian, Actor

Freddie James Prinze was an American actor and stand-up comedian. Prinze was the star of 1970s NBC-TV sitcom Chico and the Man. He is the father of the actor Freddie Prinze Jr.

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But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.	Funny	101
I couldn't fight, and I wasn't particularly interested in the academic. So I started doing satiric bits in the school bathroom. Guys would cut class to come and see me.		102
I was in seventh grade at St. Matthew's. The teachers would tell me, 'God loves you,' and then whack a ruler across my hand. 'Well,' I'd say, 'if God loves me, can you call God? Can you ask Him if it's all right that I didn't do my homework? If it's not, then let Him hit me.'		103
I was mugged when I was 12. I had a portable radio, and I ran into this building and these two guys came in and hit me, busted me up and took the radio. After that I was very paranoid and I started taking kung fu and karate. But I didn't want to fight.		104
I must end it. There is no hope. I will be at peace. No one had anything to do with it. My decision totally.		105
When I was little I was always getting hit. Kids would take my hat and throw it around, and it upset me. So I got to be very revengeful.		106
In fourth grade I had a high school reading level, but I didn't want to go to school and I didn't feel I belonged there.		107

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