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David Brenner [1945-2014] American
Rank: 106
Comedian, Stand-up comedian


David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. Funny
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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
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Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.
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We're careful not to saturate people.
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