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Chevy Chase [1943-0] American

Rank: 101
Comedian, Actor

Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase is an American actor, comedian, writer and producer. Born into a prominent New York family, he worked a plethora of strange jobs before moving into comedy and began acting with National Lampoon.

Funny, Movies, Humor, Romantic, Attitude, Family, Love, Money

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I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.	Funny, Love	101
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.		102
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.		103
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.		104
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.	Money	105
All my children inherited perfect pitch.	Funny	106
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.	Family, Romantic	107
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.		108
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.	Funny	109
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.	Romantic	110
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.	Attitude	111
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.	Movies	112
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.		113
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.	Movies	114
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.		115
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.	Movies	116
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.		117
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.		118
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.		119
Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.		120
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.		121
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.		122
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.		123
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.		124
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.		125
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.		126
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.	Humor	201
I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.		202
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.		203
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.		204
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.		205
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.		206
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.		207
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.		208
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.		209
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.		210
You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.		211
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.	Humor	212
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.		213
I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!		214
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.		215
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.		216

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