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Benny Hill [1924-1992] English
Rank: 102
Comedian


Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his long-running internationally popular television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque and double entendres in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with him at the focus of almost every segment.

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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Time
101
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Business
102
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
103
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
104
Do unto others, then run.
105
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
106
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
107
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
108

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