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Bill Hicks [1961-1994] American

Rank: 101
Comedian

William Melvin "Bill" Hicks was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy.

Death, Funny, Imagination, Best, Great, Humor, Medical, Patriotism, Women

Quote	Tags	Rank
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.		101
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.	Medical	102
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.		103
Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.		104
I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.		105
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.	Funny, Humor	106
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.		107
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.	Funny	108
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.	Great, Women	109
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.		110
I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.	Patriotism	111
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.		112
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.	Best	113
People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.		114
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.		115
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.		116
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.		117
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.		118
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.	Imagination	119
I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.		120
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.		121
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.	Death	122
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.		123
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.		124
I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.		125
I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.		126
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.	Death, Imagination	201
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.		202
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.		203
Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.		204
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.		205
And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.		206

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