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Sam Levenson [1911-1980] American

Rank: 101
Author, Humorist

Sam Levenson was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.

Birthday, Death, Funny, God, Good, Happiness, Imagination, Marriage, Motivational

Quote	Tags	Rank
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.	Motivational	101
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.	Death	102
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.		103
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.		104
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.	God, Good	105
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.		106
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.		107
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'	Birthday	108
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.		109
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.	Funny	110
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.		111
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.		112
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.		113
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?		114
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.	Marriage	115
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!		116
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.		117
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.		118
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.	Happiness	119
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.		120
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.	Imagination	121
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.		122
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?		123

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