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Rob Corddry [1971-0] American

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Comedian, Actor

Robert William "Rob" Corddry is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and for his starring role in the comedy film Hot Tub Time Machine.

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Quote	Tags	Rank
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.	Cool	101
I want to manufacture a feud.		102
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.	Funny	103
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.		104
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.		105
I have to stay true to myself.		106
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.		107
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.		108
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.		109
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.		110
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.		111
Wow. I am really pretentious.		112
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.		113
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.		114
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.		115
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.		116
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.		117
I get all of my comedy from CNN.		118
I just want to do cool stuff.		119
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.		120
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.		121
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.		122
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.		123
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.		124
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.		125
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.		126
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.		201
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.		202
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.		203
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.		204
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.		205

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