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Red Skelton [1913-1997] American

Rank: 101
Comedian, Entertainer

Richard Bernard "Red" Skelton was an American entertainer. He was best known for his national radio and television acts between 1937 and 1971, and as host of the television program The Red Skelton Show.

Happiness, Sad, Chance, Death, Funny, Marriage, Men, Smile

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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.		101
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.	Chance, Smile	102
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.	Funny	103
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.		104
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.	Marriage, Men	105
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.		106
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.		107
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.	Happiness, Sad	108
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.	Happiness	109
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.	Death, Sad	110
I left home because I was hungry.		111
Congress: Bingo with billions.		112
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.	Happiness	113

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