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Mort Sahl [1927-0] Canadian

Rank: 102
Comedian

Morton Lyon "Mort" Sahl is a Canadian-born American comedian and social satirist, considered by filmmaker Robert B. Weide to be the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers, a humorist in the early 20th century.

Humor, Funny

Quote	Tags	Rank
My life needs editing.	Funny	101
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.		102
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.		103
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.	Humor	104
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.	Humor	105
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.		106
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.		107
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.		108
I'm a radical, and I always have been.		109
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.		110
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.		111
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.		112
When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.		113

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