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Lenny Bruce [1925-1966] American

Rank: 101
Comedian

Leonard Alfred Schneider, better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and screenwriter.

Funny, God, Legal, Love

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The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.		101
Communism is like one big phone company.	Funny	102
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.	God	103
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.		104
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.	Legal	105
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.		106
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.		107
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.		108
There are never enough I Love You's.	Love	109
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.		110
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.		111
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.		112
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.	Funny	113
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.		114
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.		115
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.		116
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.	Funny	117
I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.		118

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