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A. Whitney Brown [1952-0] American

Rank: 107
Comedian, Writer

Alan Whitney Brown is an American writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s. In addition to writing for the program, he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture."

Food, History, Humor, Society

Quote	Tags	Rank
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.	History	101
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.	Food	102
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.		103
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.		104
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.	Society	105
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.		106
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.	Humor	107
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.		108

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