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Joey Adams
[1911-1999]
American
Rank: 107
Comedian
Marriage
,
Dating
,
Fitness
,
Funny
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Success
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Funny
101
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Fitness
102
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Marriage
103
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Success
104
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
105
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Dating
106
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Marriage
107
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
108
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
109
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