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John Hodgman [1971-0] American

Rank: 104
Comedian, Author

John Kellogg Hodgman is an American author, actor, and humorist. In addition to his published written works, such as The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, he is known for his personification of a PC in contrast to Justin Long's personification of a Mac in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertising campaign, and for his work as a correspondent on Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Funny, Humor, Music

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People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.	Funny, Music	101
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.		102
My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.	Humor	103
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.		104
When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.		105
Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.		106
The few people who ask to have their photographs with me, I almost always say yes, except for a few circumstances, like when my family is around.		107
I do not think that a museum needs to engage with pop culture in order to make itself interesting to museumgoers. Museums are already interesting and engaging with pop culture for its own sake is just a quick way to seem and become dated.		108
Not as many people watch 'Doctor Who' as watch the Super Bowl, obviously, but the tropes that attract nerds are no longer a secret cult. It's a much larger culture, in the specific sense.		109
I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.		110
My fame is due to broadcast television.		111
The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.		112
A lot of media that that I want to consume, I don't want to have to own forever and ever. It's not like real estate.		113
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.		114
I think that obviously, there is a perverse attraction to a fundamentally changed world or the end of the world. There is a death wish, a perverse death wish. Not just for ourselves, not just for the movie 'Death Wish,' but for the end of all human life.		115
Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.		116
For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciated that it actually unlocks a certain unconscious productivity vault in my mind.		117
I know nothing about letting go.		118
It seems that every generation needs its public, tweedy, literary personality to sell its consumer electronics. To whatever degree I can live up to the Plimptonian legacy, I am humble and proud.		119
It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.		120
I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'		121
If you look in the dictionary under 'perfectionist,' you see Henry Selick correcting the definition of perfectionist in the dictionary. I mean, he is so meticulous.		122
I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me.		123
As a freelance writer, I'd be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.		124
Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.		125
While I understand that all things must come to an end, whether it's a television advertisement or one's life or the world itself, it doesn't make it any easier to deal with.		126
In the '80s and '90s, I was really interested in, moved by, exhilarated by, and troubled by rap in all the ways a white person from Brookline, Massachusetts should be. That was music that was making trouble, and it was interesting and provocative trouble.		201
As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.		202
I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton who effectively plays himself in a bunch of different roles, or a Paul Lynde-type character.		203
My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make a joke.		204
My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire.		205
I am amused by cricket because it seems to take longer than baseball and I like that. It seems like a sport I could have made up it - it takes several days to play and everyone wears sweaters. I can't confess to knowing what's going on at all.		206
Comics have a problem, and that is continuity - the obsession with placing the characters in an existing world, where every event is marked in canon. You're supposed to believe that these weepy star boys of now are the same gung-ho super teens fighting space monsters in the '60s, and they've only aged perhaps five years.		207
I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.		208
I am not an Internet superstar.		209
I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'		210
Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great.		211
Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.		212
Part of the transaction between writer and reader is the pleasure of building a community and encouraging people to play along.		213
Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it.		214
When I listen to music - I don't particularly do it for fun all that much. It's not a big part of my life, and I'm not really on top of what's happening in the world of music in the way I was when I was a teenager.		215
Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.		216
Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.		217
More people have more access to more readers for less money than ever before in history. It means a lot of dross; but it means a lot of very talented people can find and nurture a readership in ways that were not possible twenty years ago. From a creative perspective, that is all that writing is about.		218
Publishers, editors, agents all have one thing in common, aside from their love of cocktail parties. It's an incredible taste and an ability to find and nurture authors.		219
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.		220
Generally speaking, I, like anyone else who does anything publicly, like it when people like what I do, and would like to hear as much.		221
There's a tradition in American fiction that is deadly serious and earnest - like the Steinbeckian social novel.		222
The most important book on the Internet is, essentially, the Internet.		223
A lot of my time is spent reading antique or out-of-print books of reference.		224
All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.		225
I feel that there is a decision people make to either engage in a legitimately ridiculous process to get your kid into school, or choose not to engage in that so much, and end up finding a nice local school that fits.		226
All books should be trilogies; I mean I think we all agree on that.		301
People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.		302

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