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Jack Benny [1894-1974] American
Rank: 102
Comedian


Jack Benny was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist. Recognized as a leading American entertainer of the 20th century, Benny portrayed his character as a miser, playing his violin badly. 

Funny, Age, Humor, Sports



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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Funny
101
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Sports
102
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Funny
103
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
104
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Age
105
Gags die, humor doesn't. Humor
106
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
107
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
108
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
109
Modesty is my best quality.
110

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