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Chris D'Elia quoteChris D'Elia [1980-0] American Comedian
Quote rank: 103



I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises.

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