Steven Wright quoteSteven Wright [1955-0]
American Comedian 
Quote rank: 210
| Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. |
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