Paula Poundstone quotePaula Poundstone [1959-0]
American Comedian 
Quote rank: 106
| I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded. |
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