Patton Oswalt quotePatton Oswalt [1969-0]
American Comedian 
Quote rank: 106
| This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around. |
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