P. J. O'Rourke quoteP. J. O'Rourke [1947-0]
American Comedian 
Quote rank: 1718
| Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is under the impression that the direction hills go is down. Sledding is done down from street level into creek beds and road cuts. |
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