Demetri Martin quoteDemetri Martin [1973-0]
American Comedian 
Quote rank: 109
| I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! |
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