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Howard Stern [1954-0] American

Rank: 101
Entertainer, Radio personality

Howard Allan Stern is an American radio and television personality, producer, author, actor, and photographer. He is best known for his radio show The Howard Stern Show, which gained popularity when it was nationally syndicated on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005.

Famous, Funny, Religion

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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.		101
Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.		102
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.		103
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.	Religion	104
I'm the voice of honesty.		105
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.		106
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.		107
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.		108
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.		109
There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.		110
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.		111
I don't talk about my salary.		112
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.		113
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.		114
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.	Funny	115
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.		116
I didn't listen to executives.		117
It's no treat being in bed with me.		118
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.		119
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.		120
I will never feel successful.		121
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.		122
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.		123
It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.		124
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.		125
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.		126
I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.		201
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.		202
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.		203
I'm not looking for a paycheck.		204
What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!		205
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.		206
I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.	Famous	207
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.		208
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.		209

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