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George S. Kaufman [1889-1961] American
Rank: 103
Dramatist, Playwright


George Simon Kaufman was an American playwright, theatre director and producer, humorist, and drama critic. In addition to comedies and political satire, he wrote several musicals, notably for the Marx Brothers.

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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
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I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
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I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
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When I was born I owed twelve dollars. Funny
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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
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At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
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