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David Spade [1964-0] American

Rank: 101
Actor

David Wayne Spade is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television.

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There's always something funny about men chasing women.	Funny, Women	101
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.		102
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.		103
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.		104
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'		105
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.		106
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.		107
Single guys get a bad rap.		108
I have no detectable hair style.		109
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.		110
It's funny because it's funny.		111
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.		112
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.		113
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.		114
It's hard to have a career.		115
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.		116
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.		117
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.		118
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.		119
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.		120
It's so crazy in Hollywood.		121
My career is just kind of crazy.		122
To be famous and broke is hard.		123
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.		124
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.		125
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.		126
I never dated much in high school or college.		201
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.		202
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.		203
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.		204

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