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Cristela Alonzo [1979-0] American

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Comedian, Stand-up comedian

Cristela Alonzo is an American stand-up comedian, actress, writer and producer, who created and starred in the ABC sitcom Cristela. She is the first Mexican American woman to create, produce, write, and star in her own US network show.

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Two brothers and a sister, my niece, my nephew... we're a very small group. We're very close, very tight-knit. We spend every holiday weekend together.		101
Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.		102
Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that's what I went towards.		103
We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do with my mom, kind of as a tribute to her.	Mom	104
My family didn't have money, and I think it made me fearless. I'm willing to try everything and not be afraid because what's the worst that can be happen? It might not work out, but I can't be worse off than when I was a kid.		105
The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.		106
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.	Sad	107
As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream.		108
It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.		109
I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.		110
My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.		111
The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys with the hats. I wanted to show that Texas isn't a stereotype.		112
My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.		113
My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.		114
I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile.	Smile	115
A lot of my material was based on my family.		116
I'm not trying to represent the whole Latino community. There are too many different cultures, and Latinos will always say, 'My family doesn't do that.'		117
I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.		118
I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.		119
I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.		120
I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.		121
My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.		122
The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.		123
Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.		124
That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.		125
I understand a lot of celebrities lose weight because they have the opportunity to get in shape and become healthier, but when you get so polished, you can't tell the story of a blue-collar family anymore.		126
There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.		201
When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.		202
I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater.		203
To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.		204
I love basketball. I love football. And to me, I think that's a dimension that you don't see with a lot of female leads, especially. I have a genuine love for it, and I always thought it was very interesting to show that side of me.		205
I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out.		206
We don't have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot.		207
My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.		208

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