Craig Bruce [0-0] Canadian Rank: 102 Businessman
Computers, Money, Beauty, Chance, Funny, Space, Truth, Work
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. | | 101If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. | | 102It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. | Chance, Funny | 103Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. | Money, Work | 104Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. | Truth | 105It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. | Computers | 106Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! | Money, Space | 107Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. | | 108The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't. | | 109From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. | | 110Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. | | 111When trying to locate something, search your mind first. | | 112The only thing that is obscene is censorship. | | 113Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. | Beauty | 114The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. | | 115When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. | | 116Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. | | 117Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. | Computers | 118Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. | | 119Anything on paper is obsolete! | | 120Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. | | 121My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. | | 122Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. | | 123I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' | | 124It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. | | 125Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. | | 126The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! | | 201Don't judge a book by its thickness either. | | 202Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. | | 203Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. | | 204It's funny how most activists are pacifists. | | 2051 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. | | 206The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. | | 207It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. | | 208When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. | | 209Things always look better when you haven't seen them. | | 210Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. | | 211'Programming' is a four-letter word. | | 212If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. | | 213In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. | | 214Think Tank, noun: The shower. | | 215I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. | | 216Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. | | 217Something is always simple until you try it. | | 218When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. | | 219The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. | | 220When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. | | 221Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. | | 222The Thought Police: To censor and protect. | | 223Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! | | 224 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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