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Andy Dick [1965-0] American

Rank: 102
Actor, Comedian

Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior.

Funny, Humor, Life, Movies, Relationship

Quote	Tags	Rank
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.	Relationship	101
I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.		102
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.		103
I was a bad boy as a child.		104
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!		105
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.		106
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.	Funny	107
I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.		108
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.	Movies	109
I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?		110
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.		111
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.		112
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.		113
I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.		114
There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.		115
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.		116
I had no blood relatives till I made some.	Life	117
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.		118
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.		119
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.		120
I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.		121
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.		122
I believed in God my whole life.		123
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.		124
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.		125
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.		126
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.		201
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.		202
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.		203
I have a very dark sense of humor.	Humor	204

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