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Boris Johnson [1964-0] British

Rank: 101
Politician, Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson PC MP, known as Boris Johnson, is a British politician, popular historian, author, and journalist.

Birthday, Chance, Independence, Sad

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London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country.		101
It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.		102
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.	Birthday	103
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.		104
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.	Chance	105
If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.		106
So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.		107
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.		108
My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.		109
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.		110
Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.		111
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.		112
I've got more in common with a three-toed sloth than I have with Winston Churchill. There is no easy comparison with any modern politician. The more you read about him, the more completely amazed you are about what he did - his energy, his literary fecundity, his ability to work - just unbelievable energy.		113
What I worry about is that people are losing confidence, losing energy, losing enthusiasm, and there's a real opportunity to get them into work.		114
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.		115
It just happens I write fast and always have done.		116
I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people.		117
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.		118
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.		119
I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.		120
We are experiencing such large support for the Olympic relay that our advice is to stay in your neighbourhood, stay in your borough and wait for it to come near you.		121
I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.		122
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.		123
We cannot turn our backs on Europe. We are part of Europe.		124
I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.		125
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.		126
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.		201
The beauty and riddle in studying the motives of any politician is in trying to decide what is idealism and what is self-interest, and often we are left to conclude that the answer is a mixture of the two.		202
I think I'm basically a liberal Conservative - I believe in low tax, spirit of free enterprise, and in making sure that we as politicians create the framework for business to produce the dosh that we're going to need to pay for the poorest. And the longer I live, the more I think that we all have a duty to each other.		203
What I really think about Banksy is I think he's a genius; he's a great artist, and I like his stuff. But he's got to accept it if, from time to time, someone will need to paint over his work.		204
The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics.		205
Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.		206
I'm a one-nation Tory.		207
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.		208
I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.		209
I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.		210
That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me.		211
I promised to run the most open and transparent administration in Britain. That is why, with this brutally honest and unprecedented progress report, I am determined to level with Londoners.		212
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.		213
I want to win and I want to be in office.		214
Times have been tough, the economy has been tough. But I want to bring forward a fantastic manifesto for taking the city forwards.		215
It's not reasonable for companies that have chief executives and board members who are paid very considerable sums to subsidise low pay through in-work benefits.		216
I do think human beings cannot be faulted for wishing to judge themselves and their lives and their achievements by others around them; that is a natural human feeling.		217
Sometimes I can think of so many ways of expressing myself that I feel I'm an old typewriter, and too many keys come forward at once - and I get jammed.		218
I'm in politics to change things - if possible, for the better. I was a journalist for a long time, but I had a kind of midlife crisis, and I decided I needed to do something to get on the pitch and stop endlessly kicking over other peoples' sandcastles.		219
I've always sort of thought that politics was a high and noble calling and a good thing to do.		220
When lorry drivers come up behind me and I'm cycling, innocently keeping to my side of the road, and they decide because they are so big, and their lorry is so powerful, and they just want to clear me out of the road, and they hoot aggressively, then I do see red a bit. I do.		221
I'm not particularly politically correct, so I tend to reflect what I think are the terrible realities of life, which I think are, generally speaking, conservative.		222
London is the most commercially important city in Europe, and it's the most populous city. It should be for the whole of the European continent what New York is to America. That's what it should be.		223
I think people have a legitimate right to minimise their tax obligations if they can, but they should pay their fair whack. I do think it's important to be transparent.		224
I always believe writing is an indispensable part of one's political armoury.		225
One thing you have got to do politically is to identify the ties that bind society together and try to strengthen them.		226
If you turn a blind eye to fare evasion, if you accustom people to getting away with minor crime, you are making it more likely that they will go on to commit more serious crimes. That is why we have so much disorder in London. It is a disgrace.		301
Most people would accept that people come to London from across the world, from all kinds of backgrounds, and are accepted here irrespective of their origins.		302
I'm made up of immigrant stock. I went to a primary school in London. I grew up eating Spangles, why shouldn't I be as well placed to speak for Londoners as anyone else?		303
I want London to be the most cycle-friendly city on Earth, and I want more people to be happy and safe on bicycles.		304
It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it.	Sad	305
It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time. But in the end you have a great sense of personal dissatisfaction.		306
I'm not one of those people who believes in going endlessly around finger wagging and ticking people off for occasional colourful use of language.		307
There's an idea that London is a planet on its own: that it's starting to diverge from the rest of the solar system. We need to combat that.		308
Huge numbers of people in London depend on their cars. Fuel duty is becoming a big factor in people's cost of living. I believe in trying to ease these burdens.		309
I believe in immigration. But I feel people think it would be better if there was an Australian-style points based system so we could actually get a good system.		310
If we get outside the EU, if we leave the EU system, we will be relieved of a huge amount of unnecessary regulation that is holding this country back. We will be able to set our own priorities, make our own laws and set our own tax policies to suit the needs of this country. We have a huge opportunity also to make people's votes count for more.		311
If I'd been on the Remain side I would have tried to have seen the best in Europe and tried to explain that. Instead, what they've done is endlessly try and talk up what they see as the weaknesses of Britain and they aren't there. That's a total mistake.		312
If we vote to Leave and take back control, all sorts of opportunities open up. Including doing new free trade deals around the world, restoring Britain's seat on all sorts of international bodies, restoring health to our democracy and belief to our democracy.		313
The Remain campaign... I've never seen a more miserable offering. All they are saying is stay in and we'll do our best to make sure that Britain's Parliamentary independence isn't eroded faster than we can possibly imagine.	Independence	314
The euro has become a means by which superior German productivity is able to gain an absolutely unbeatable advantage over the whole eurozone territory.		315
The idea that the EU is somehow the guarantor of peace on the continent - that is in itself rash, in my view, and risks undermining the vital role of Nato.		316
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or a Kalamata olive than I have with Winston Churchill.		317
The truth is that the history of the last couple of thousand years has been broadly repeated attempts by various people or institutions - in a Freudian way - to rediscover the lost childhood of Europe, this golden age of peace and prosperity under the Romans, by trying to unify it.		318
The Italians, who used to be a great motor-manufacturing power, have been absolutely destroyed by the euro - as was intended by the Germans.		319
This is an absolute turning point in the story of our country because I think if we go on with being enmeshed in the E.U., it will continue to erode our democracy. That is something that worries me.		320
I've done eight years as mayor of London. I enjoyed it hugely; it was a massive privilege.		321
I used to get very, very frustrated by people being told what to do by nanny in Brussels. And I remember once I rang the official who was actually responsible for banning the prawn-cocktail-flavoured crisp, which I think contained a dye called Arithrazine or something like that.		322
I just find it absolutely bizarre that we are being lectured by the Americans about giving up our sovereignty and giving up control when the Americans won't even sign up to the international convention on the law of the seas, let alone the International Criminal Court.		323
I believe we now have a glorious opportunity: we can pass our laws and set our taxes entirely according to the needs of the U.K. economy.		324
We can find our voice in the world again: a voice that is commensurate with the fifth-biggest economy on Earth.		325
My point was very simple, and it was that it is absolutely absurd for the United States of America to continue to urge us further down the line towards a federal superstate when the U.S. has not even signed up to the U.N. Convention on Human Rights.		326
Obama's extraordinary political skills suggest he is more than capable of rising above any personal historical grudges he may have inherited.		401
We were told by President Obama that in respect of international trade, we would have to get to the back of the queue - not a position that America normally requires the United Kingdom to be in when it comes to other matters, such as the Iraq War.		402

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