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Spike Milligan [1918-2002] Irish
Rank: 101
Poet (with poems)

Children, Humour, Nonsense


Comedian, actor.

Spike Milligan  was born in India, the son of a highly mobile British military officer and spent his childhood in various places in the Far East. In his lifetime he found fame as actor / comedian / director / playwright / poet / author  but is most famous as one of the original `Goons`

	Milligan`s earliest recorded stage appearance was in a grade-school production of The Nativity. His career proper began in 1936, when he hit the cabaret and music-hall circuit as a comic/musician. In 1950, Milligan launched the nonsensical BBC radio series Crazy People, which would evolve into the legendary Goon Shows. He appeared with fellow Goons Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe in such diverting film fare as Down Among the Z Men (1952) and The Case of the Mukkinese Battlehorn (1956). Equally balmy have been Milligan`s stage shows and novels, many of which (The Bed Sitting Room, Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall etc.) have been translated to the Big Screen.

	British telly viewers are familiar with Milligan`s multitude of calculatedly short-lived comedy series, bearing such monikers as A Show Called Fred and Q5; Americans were treated to a tantalizingly brief sample of the Milligan insanity when he appeared on the 1970 summer-replacement series The Marty Feldman Comedy Series. Generally cast as a petty crook or ineffectual authority figure, Milligan has essayed dotty supporting roles in several all-star films, notably The Three Musketeers (1973), Last Remake of Beau Geste (1977), History of the World Part One (1981), and Yellowbeard (1983).

	He has also penned several children`s books, bearing such titles as The Bald Twit Lion. With all this to his credit, it`s little wonder that Spike Milligan once listed "sleeping" as his favorite pastime.

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	By Michael Palin

	His film The Running, Jumping & Standing Still Film (1959) was way ahead of its time and encouraged a lot of us who wanted to make films in that surreal vein. That will be remembered, as will his books. The latter were never consistent, but they had some brilliant jokes and turns of phrase, and some genuinely moving reminiscences of the war. There was a side of Spike that was poetic, and he was rather a good poet. One of my particular favourites went The boy stood on the burning deck/ Whence all but he had fled/ Twit. His children`s books were popular - my own children`s favourite was Badjelly the Witch.

	Though Spike had a very successful career, he regretted not having more television exposure after the Q shows. He was never ignored, but there was a feeling in Spike that the powers-that-be never really appreciated him. Yet that was one of the sources of his energy - a feeling close to paranoia. There was an obsessiveness in his work: he wrote intensely and things had to come from deep within him. The heart of Spike was in everything he wrote.

	He campaigned for causes such as the environment and animal rights, and almost felt an identity with the animals and trees he fought for. He had an earthy, strong, spiritual quality and would never back down. That sometimes made him look a bit foolish, but the brilliant thing about him was that he could make a joke about anything, take on anybody.

	On the TV show to celebrate his 80th birthday, the presenter was talking about him and you suddenly heard this voice from behind the set - "shut up and get on with it". It was Spike. Even at the age of 80, he was sending things up, and refusing to lie down and be conformist.

	 

Funny, Money, Chance, Dad, Easter, Happiness, Health, Marriage, Thankful



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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Chance, Money
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Funny
102
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Funny
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I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Happiness, Money
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native. Funny
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Health
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Dad
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
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I'm a hero with coward's legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Marriage
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
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It's all in the mind, you know.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.' Easter
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Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two modern diseases, insecurity and dissatisfaction? How lucky Thomas Hood was to be able to write, 'I remember, I remember the house where I was born.' I don't even know what mine looked like!
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Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too. Thankful
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The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying and ten out of ten to us for eating it.
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Driver Shepherd and I had been detailed to drive Lt. Budden in the Wireless Truck. We had been standing by vehicles for an hour, and nothing had happened, but it happened frequently.
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When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.
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As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not a disease, really - more an illness.
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I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state.
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I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships.
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I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky. Right up above my head, there were three stars in a row, and I remember thinking, 'Well, I'll have those three stars all my life, and wherever I am, they will be. They are my stars, and they belong to me.'
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My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away. I'm surprised they never threw me away. That's why I've always kept my children's things. My parents had no feelings for belongings.
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My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well.
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My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my father's that,' and these soldiers were always looking magnificent. And I thought they were powerful; they were all-powerful. I knew that they were an elite in India.
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It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by servants. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I only played and went to school.
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You couldn't enclose people in institutions or hospitals or almshouses in the way the Victorians managed to do. India was too big. Seeing the suffering people was terrible, but I think I was more distraught at the needless cruelty to so many animals.
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I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals.
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I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let me down. That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I have to be able to call myself; it's the only way to be sure.
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Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home more. The matriarchal society was ended, and for the first time, I went to a boys' school.
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One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. It was never noisy in the way that life was noisy in London.
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I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence.
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May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.
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We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating.
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We reach a secondary road and - here comes the bonus - we pass the Temple of Neptune and Cerene, at Paestum, both looking beautiful in the sunlight. Strung from the Doric columns are lines of soldiers' washing. At last they had been put to practical use. If only the ancient Greeks had known.
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The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over.
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Unbeknown to me, my manager, under my very nose (in a crouching position) has all these years been secretly compiling a book from my correspondence. I often wondered what she was doing in my office. She never did a stroke of work for me. All the time, I have been working for her.
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