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Matt Lauer [1957-0] American
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Celebrity, Television host


Matthew Todd "Matt" Lauer is an American television journalist and host of The Today Show. He is also a contributor for NBC's Dateline NBC. 

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Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
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I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?
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The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.
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My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.
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When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility.
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Times are harder there right now. I think it's been well publicized. We are - the show is not where I want it to be right now. The ratings are not where I want them to be. I want to make it better.
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