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Mark McKinney [1959-0] Canadian
Rank: 107
Comedian


Mark Douglas Brown McKinney is a Canadian comedian and actor, best known for his work in the sketch comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall. 


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What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
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I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
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Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
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And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
106
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
107
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
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Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
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It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
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Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
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