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Lewis Grizzard [1946-1994] American

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Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South.

Attitude, Change, Food, Marriage

Quote	Tags	Rank
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.	Food	101
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.		102
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.		103
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.		104
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.		105
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.	Marriage	106
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.	Change	107
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.		108
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.		109
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.		110
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.		111
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'	Attitude	112
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.		113
There's no such thing as being too Southern.		114
Show business is my life.		115

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