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Kinky Friedman [1944-0] American

Rank: 101
Musician, Singer

Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain.

Money, Beauty, Design, Experience, Famous, Marriage, Pet, Politics, Respect, Truth, Women

Quote	Tags	Rank
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.	Beauty	101
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.	Experience, Politics	102
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.	Money, Pet	103
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.	Marriage	104
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.		105
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.	Money	106
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.	Truth	107
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.		108
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.	Famous	109
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.		110
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.		111
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.	Women	112
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.	Respect	113
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?	Design	114
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.		115
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.		116
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.		117
I don't apologize to people with an agenda.		118
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.		119
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.		120
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.		121
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'		122
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.		123
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.		124
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.		125
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.		126
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.		201
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.		202
We were a country band with a social conscience.		203
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.		204
Young people are the key to this election.		205
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.		206
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.		207
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.		208
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.		209
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.		210
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.		211
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.		212
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.		213
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.		214
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.		215
I see an issue I like, and I support it.		216
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.		217
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.		218
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!		219
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.		220

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