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Joy Behar [1942-0] American

Rank: 105
Comedian

Josephine Victoria "Joy" Behar is an American comedian, writer, actress, and a co-host on the ABC daytime talk show The View. She hosted The Joy Behar Show on HLN from 2009 to 2011 and Joy Behar: Say Anything!

Jealousy, Diet

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I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?	Jealousy	101
You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.		102
Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.		103
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.		104
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.		105
It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.	Jealousy	106
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.	Diet	107
Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'		108
I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.		109
I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.		110
I want a man in my life, not in my house.		111
Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.		112
I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.		113
I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.		114
I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday 'Times.' You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review... even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.		115
I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.		116
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!		117
I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I'm like everybody out there who's watching, who's out there watching, you know?		118
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.		119
Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.		120
The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.		121
I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.		122
I think looks do matter on television.		123
You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.		124
I don't want to do just a liberal show.		125
I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.		126

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