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John Barrymore [1882-1942] American

Rank: 104
Actor

John Barrymore was an American actor on stage, screen and radio. A member of the Drew and Barrymore theatrical families, he initially tried to avoid the stage, and briefly attempted a career as an artist, but appeared on stage together with his father Maurice in 1900, and then his sister Ethel the following year.

Alone, Dreams, Finance, Food, Happiness, Morning, Wisdom, Women

Quote	Tags	Rank
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.	Happiness	101
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.	Finance	102
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.		103
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.	Alone	104
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.		105
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.	Dreams	106
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.	Women	107
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?		108
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.		109
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.		110
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.		111
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.		112
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.		113
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.	Food, Morning	114
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.		115
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.		116
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.	Wisdom	117
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.		118
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.		119
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.		120

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