Christopher Buckley quoteChristopher Buckley [1952-0]
American Novelist 
Quote rank: 224
| At the senior prom for my Catholic boarding school, I was feeling manly, so I shaved, even though I didn't need to. Being inexperienced, I managed to slice a quarter-inch gash into my lower chin a half hour before I picked up my date. |
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