Barry Humphries quoteBarry Humphries [1934-0]
Australian Entertainer 
Quote rank: 211
| I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off. |
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