Simon Rich quoteSimon Rich [1984-0]
American Novelist 
Quote rank: 103
| I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet. |
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