Mallory Ortberg quoteMallory Ortberg [1986-0]
American Writer 
Quote rank: 105
| The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition. |
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