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Arthur Baer [1886-1969] American
Rank: 104
Journalist


Arthur "Bugs" Baer was an American journalist and humorist. Baer was prominent in the New York City journalism and entertainment scene for many years and worked as a sports journalist and cartoonist. 

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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. Legal
101
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
102
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
103
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
104
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
105
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
106
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
107
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
108
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
109
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
110
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
111
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
112
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
113
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
114
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. Diet
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