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Evan Esar [1899-1995] American

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Evan Esar was an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968.

Quote	Tags	Rank
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.		101
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.	Business, Science	102
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.	Hope	103
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.		104
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.	Home	105
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.		106
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.		107
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.	Business	108
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.	Work	109
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.		110
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.		111
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.		112

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